Dane Eisenman was arrested in Fairfield Connecticut for being an ex-felon in possession of a firearm. –This sounds straightforward enough, until you find out why he wanted the rifle.
when Mr. Eisenman saw an ad for a 30.06 rifle a rushed over to buy it. Because, as he told the seller while filling out the paperwork, he needed it to defend himself against the upcoming alien invasion. It seems that Eisenman believes that every 36,000 years aliens from under the sun invade earth and kill people. And “They’re going to be coming soon.”
Needless to say the seller was a might concerned and waited until Eisenman left then called the cops.
Dane Eisenman turned himself in on Thursday and is waiting arraignment.
From our WTF department we bring you a Canon 5200mm camera lens. — This beast was meant to attach to the same Canon 35mm camera that you use to take pictures of the kids at the park. Only at 220 lbs this one’s going to be tough to hand hold.
Here is a page from the brochure:
I give up. What was it designed for? (It looks like a weapon out of Buck Rogers)
The mount tells me that it wasn’t built for astronomical work, and it’s too big for field work, so I guess it was built to spy on the Kremlin from the penthouse suite of a hotel in Zurich.
Delta Airlines sent two children fling under the airline’s unaccompanied minors program two to the wrong cities.
A boy destined for Boston wound up in Cleveland and a girl bound for Cleveland wound up in Boston. The airline said it was because of a paperwork mix up.
news.com.au: Delta said the children were connecting through Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, US on Tuesday when they were put on the wrong connecting flights because of a “paperwork swap.”
Delta spokesman Paul Skrbec on Wednesday said a boy ended up in Cleveland instead of Boston while a girl was sent to Boston instead of Cleveland. He would not release information about the children, citing passenger privacy. [....]
Delta said it has apologized to the families, sent the children to their final destinations at no cost, arranged full refunds for the children’s tickets and provided credits to the families for future travel.
“A paperwork swap?” Does this mean the airlines put illiterates who couldn’t read the paperwork well enough to tell if it was for a boy or a girl in charge of these children, or was it the same baggage handler who sends my luggage to O’Hare when I’m headed to Dallas Fort Worth?
It also makes you wonder if they have a warehouse for unclaimed children?
Huffington Post: “Amanda Flowers Claims Wii Fit Injury Made Her A Sex Addict.”
According to the article Ms. Flowers claims that she fell off her Wii Fit board and pinched a nerve that caused a disorder that doctor’s call “persistent sexual arousal syndrome.” Now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on.
Single Amanda, 24, from Harpurhey, Manchester, said: “With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.”
Two 7-11 hotdogs with relish, onions, ketchup, mayo and jalapeño.
It’s the antidote for all the fruit and veggies I have been eating.
