How to break your dick, Jamaican style.
KINGSTON – Representatives of some hospitals revealed that more men have been fracturing their penises in recent months than any other time in Jamaica.
Checks with urologists in some of the country’s major hospitals have revealed that the “noticeable increase” in the number of cases where men fracture their members is largely attributed to the men’s obsession with daggerin’, aka rough sex.
While promising to send data regarding to the increase in the cases at a later date, one urologist from the Kingston Public Hospital (KPH) said he had treated, on average, some two cases of penile fracture each month, counting from December 2008.
“We’ve noticed an increase,” the doctor said.
“Almost every other week, since late last year, there is one case for this hospital.”
Another surgeon from that facility said the majority of cases that come to the hospital are a result of extremely vigorous sex or, in most recent popular terms, ‘daggeration’.
“It’s possibly daggerin’ people tend to have a predisposition to rough sex,” the surgeon said.
“(So) during very rigorous intercourse, the penis slips out and in an attempt to ram it back in, the man hits the woman’s pubic bone and pops the penis.”
What’s left to say?….. ouch!
Here’s the music video for “Daggering” by Mr. Vegas
