Ladies, now you can please that Uber-Trekkie in your life. –I’m talking about the guy who would rather watch Capt. Quirk seduce the rainbow colored girl of the week than have sex with you.
Just spritz a little of this Star Trek perfume on your neck -being sure to leave the bottle where he can easily see it- and you’ll have him out of that musty old Klingon outfit and into your bed in a flash.
Assuming of course that he’s not in the middle of a first five seasons marathon. In which case all I can recommend is you give up and try find solace in the Star Trek drinking game.
PCWorld:
Yes, you read correctly, my Klingon-crazy comrades: A novelty fragrance company has come out with a Star Trek-themed spray for the ladies. So strap yourself in and get your sniffer ready: We’re about to explore strange new smells, to seek out new aromas and new olfactory experiences, and — you guessed it — to boldly go where no nose has gone before.
You can preorder Pon Farr now for about $30 a bottle.
“You’ll find the stuff at Action Figure Express, Big Bad Toy Store, and other fine fragrance retailers nationwide.”
“Action Figure Express, Big Bad Toy Store, and other fine fragrance retailers nationwide..” ????
