Monthly Archives: April 2009

Mount Isa Australia is looking for Beauty-Disadvantaged Women

08/08/2008 The mayor of a remote Australian mining town has come under fire after saying that female “ugly ducklings” might benefit from its shortage of women. John Molony told a newspaper last week that “with five blokes to every girl, … Continue reading

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Leonid Chernovetsky Mayor of Kiev and Accused Looney

The BBC needed a picture of someone taking a lie detector test to illustrate and article on Pedophiles. So they bought a royalty free photo and posted it with the face blurred. So far so good: Unfortunately they chose a … Continue reading

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No More Arsenic or Caesium to be Allowed in Russian Beer

Vremya Novostei: The content of toxic substances – lead, arsenic, cadmium, mercury, radioactive nuclides, caesium, pesticides and ergot – must be restricted in the Russian beer. Parasites of bread reserves – insects and ticks – must not appear in the … Continue reading

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How Not to Have Sex

How to break your dick, Jamaican style. KINGSTON – Representatives of some hospitals revealed that more men have been fracturing their penises in recent months than any other time in Jamaica. Checks with urologists in some of the country’s major … Continue reading

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Pon Farr: The Star Trek Perfume

Ladies, now you can please that Uber-Trekkie in your life. –I’m talking about the guy who would rather watch Capt. Quirk seduce the rainbow colored girl of the week than have sex with you. Just spritz a little of this … Continue reading

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