Monthly Archives: November 2008

Man Falls Down Elevator Shaft and a Woman Breaks His Fall

Ananova –Back in April a German man survived a 25ft plunge down a lift shaft when he landed on a woman who had fallen down it a day before. Jens Wilhelms, 27, was unhurt after landing on the 57-year-old woman … Continue reading

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Pandas are Just Too Cute

BBC –A man has been attacked by a panda at a park in southern China, after he climbed into its enclosure hoping to cuddle the creature. It seems this fool’s odd behavior frightened the panda who responded by biting the … Continue reading

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Batman Sues Batman

Variety – Huseyin Kalkan, mayor of the predominantly Kurdish town located in the Batman province of Turkey on the Batman River, is preparing to file a series of charges against Nolan and Warner Bros. for royalties from the blockbuster film. … Continue reading

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How Not to Steal Gas

The Denver Channel May 5, 2008 GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. — An 18-year-old man went to the hospital after he was burned trying to steal gas, according to published reports. The man peered into a portable gas tank with a cigarette … Continue reading

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NYC National Debt Clock has Run Out of digits

AP – In a sign of the times, the National Debt Clock in New York City has run out of digits to record the growing figure. As a short-term fix, the digital dollar sign on the billboard-style clock near Times … Continue reading

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