Thong Bandits Captured
Saturday, 7th June, 2008
These two guys tried to use womens thong underwear to hide their faces during their robbery.
One man’s garment was a verdant forest green with white trim, while the other sported a deep royal blue.
The men stuffed cash and cigarettes into a small pink girl’s rucksack before fleeing, according to Colorado police.
They would have been easy to identify because you could see most of each of their faces and that big honkin’ tattoo on the one guy’s arm, in a CCTV tape that was broadcast on the 6 o’clock news.
So the Nineteen-year-old Joaquin Rico and his alleged accomplice Joseph Espinoza, 24, turned themselves in.
Well, hmmm…. Womens underwear and a girl’s pink rucksack….. Yep, these two should do quite well in prison.
