These from The Register.
Housekeeping discovered the act when he didn’t answer the door and they entered with a master key.

Depute fiscal Gail Davidson told the court: “They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.”
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The 20-year-old Wisconsin man last year charged with having sex with a dead deer has been sentenced to probation and evaluation as a sex offender, Yahoo! reports.

Bryan James Hathaway was cuffed on a “a misdemeanour charge of sexual gratification with an animal”. The court case raised some interesting legal issues, since according to the defence, the relevant “crimes against sexual morality” statute prohibits sex with animals, but fails to mention carcasses.

Hathaway had previously been convicted of a related offence in April 2005, when he pleaded “no contest to one felony charge of mistreatment of an animal for the shooting death of Bambrick, a 26-year-old horse, to have sex with the animal”.

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A Sudanese goat-fancier has been forced to walk down the aisle with his four-legged victim after the animal’s owner caught him in flagrante delicto, the Juba Post via Ananova reports.

The goat’s owner, Mr Alifi, described how he heard a noise outside his house and rushed out to find one Mr Tombe going at his hammer-and-tongs with the unfortunate beast.

A quick consultation with the local elders led to a radical judgement, Alifi said: “They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife.”

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A man is awaiting sentencing after being found guilty of having sex with a goat. He was spotted by passengers on a packed train which stopped at signals opposite an allotment.

Stephen Hall, a 23-year-old chef, “lassoed” the goat with his belt and – then rammed it. Horrified commuters used their mobile phones to contact the police. OK, so there’s not much in the way of an IT angle here, but some stories need writing.

A senior British Transport policeman commented that he didn’t think the nanny goat was too upset by the ordeal but added that it is “difficult to tell”. Goats are like that. Never can tell what they’re thinking.

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